i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.
snapchat sucks because you get to see all the cool stuff people didn’t invite you to as they do it
Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.
THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING
ugh so he calls me up and he’s like “i still love you” and i’m like
when im dead sext me through a ouija board
biggest plot twist in all of history
*patiently waits 34787894745 years for sequel*
liquor before beer youre in the clear
beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch