as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them
his royal highness Prince George of Cambridge casually chucking up a deuce as he leaves the hospital
What are some cool sex positions
standing at the ATM handin me all ur money
LOL This made my day! :).. hope it made yours!
I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment
we’re literally random people around the world sitting on the internet telling bad jokes to each other why the fuck is this the most important thing i’ve got going on
That street art life though.
i hit rock bottom like every 5 hours